Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Top comments
Drunkbunny 2
Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.
KayBizz 0
damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)
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jonny2x4 0
YDI for having flapjack ****. If he goes limp it's your job to get him hard again. That's what fluffers do, long before they invented the little blue pill. Learn how to please your man and stop being so selfish.
honestlove11 0
oh. my. gahhh. PLEASE tell me you're kidding. our "job"?! umm, I don't know if you've realized this, loser, but sex involves TWO people. do you know how many girls aren't even turned on during sex cuz the guys think weeeee are the ones keeping it sexy? seriously, if you're not kidding, do me a favor and kick yourself in the hangdown :)
brucesgirl 0
implants
rellik81 0
That is so not cool!!! Dump the asshole!!!
maddy6 0
tell him to get the **** over himself, if he loves you he shouldn't care about something like that so much that he looses his hard on. just talk to him about it.
ohSNAPyall 27
Awkwardness happens. Laugh it off. He's the one who can't keep his dick up. PS -- I also don't understand keeping the bra on on a regular basis. It sounds like someone who thinks that having sex with the lights on is kinky.
LatinLegacy 8
I got a nice hard dick come over here
KaylynKicks 0
dammmn ur hott I'll come over. lol
kheartz 0
second lol
alex112094 5
YDI for being so self conscious about your **** and not showing them earlier
Trixies100 0
that happens to most during weight Loss it ok.
Radi0Waves 0
he could have just gotten nervous considering how much pressure you were putting on him to still find you attractive. Anxiety (and poor cardiovascular performance, but unless he's 40 or 50 that shouldn't be an issue) is a leading cause of dysfunction. Don't necessarily take it as an insult -- it could just be that he cares about your feelngs and got lost in his head. Don't put so much pressure on yourself, just enjoy each other.
SwampNut 8
that's because you made a big deal about it. being comfortable with yourself is hot. being weird about body parts is not.