Today, I got fired from my low-paying, depression-inducing job. At least now I have a "real reason" to be depressed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
Today, I found out that I can no longer work at my dream job because of their financial status. And of course, just now that I was finally beginning to be happy with my life, something like this naturally had to happen. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
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Brightside86 31
Probably for the best, often low paying jobs aren't opportunities, they are traps.
RichardPencil 32
Why? Now is a great time to be unemployed. You can be among the masses who have walked out of the workforce or get paid higher wages.
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RichardPencil 32
Why? Now is a great time to be unemployed. You can be among the masses who have walked out of the workforce or get paid higher wages.
Brightside86 31
Probably for the best, often low paying jobs aren't opportunities, they are traps.