Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Top comments
Drunkbunny 2
Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.
KayBizz 0
damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)
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Comments (200)
Drunkbunny 2
Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.
cgysoccerfreak 0
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your fault for being a fat ass
mattbeverly 0
lol win
almae 0
you're a prick
maggieisbatman 10
Dude...really? Just...really?
srwalker155210 0
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YDI for having ugly ****.
LaylaaMariee 0
You can't control that,? Unless you get breast implants, and those have longterm harmful effects. So yeah, shut your uneducated mouth the hell up :)
dcice13 0
that's not good. there are guys who find smaller boobs atravtive. I no I do.
simonsaysYDI 8
it's not that they're small imagine a BIG balloon that slowly lost most of it's air it's all wrinkly Bleh
sks4613 1
that sucks feel sorry for him
IDigSmartLadies 0
WTF? Dicks get soft, especially when left alone to fumble around with a bra. Don't assume that he's not into you just because he didn't stay hard when you weren't touching him!
hcube 0
agreed
nathancif 1
agreed
spiderman0606 0
agreed
lolfood 24
agreed
ZombieSazza 34
agreed
pauliegon 18
agreed
KurouTenshi 0
just get down there and suck his dick back upright and tight! FFS don't just leave it up to his dick :/
thump_fml 0
it's our job to get hard, not the girls. but if something is wrong with your breasts, like scarring or a chemical burn, keep the lights off. better luck next time/man.
deepnight 0
not always..if it's your 3rd or 4th time that day she has to
another_guy 0
That's why you exercise while losing your weight.
MRagland 0
Breast must've had some nasty stretch marks or something. Oral sex solves that problem every time it happens. lol