Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Drunkbunny 2
Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.
KayBizz 0
damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)
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Comments (200)
CallMeHush 1
Oh they can't be that bad put 'em up where we can see 'em.
mileycyrusisgay 0
haha
perdix 31
Get your skinny ass down to the local Popeye's and pump those fun bags back up to fun size again! Some people just aren't made to be thin. I think Oprah looks like a freaky bobble-head doll when she's thin.
Diannaa 0
But then wouldn't she gain all her weight back? :[
Diannaa 0
Wait... Nevermind
perdix 31
It's OK. Did you try to submit the Triceratops pubes story? I'll never forget that image as long as I live!
pandabear90 0
I feel ur pain. my boob got small too
morena0603 0
win^^^^^
dajojonater 3
boob?
captainmaharet 1
Good on you for losing weight, and dump your stupid boyfriend. Fun fact: doing exercises that work your pectoral muscles strengthen the chest and shoulders, and can push your breasts out to their former fatty glory.
ohSNAPyall 27
True. I've been exercising and getting thinner, but my breasts have gotten to be more of a handful. I use all the machines, including the chest press, rowing and fly. Some women are afraid to leave the cardio machines; don't be. Start out using them on a small weight at a higher number of reps. -- personal observation
Vitamin_C 0
So you're comfortable enough having a dick in your vag but not showing your boobs? some people are strange...
niibee 0
that is horrible
kaffeboy 0
mamita, get the weight back...drop the loser and come to me. I'll take you out to dinner and breakfast the next morning... ;)
noahvs67 0
wow...you don't even know who she is. now that's what I call desperate
armyguy911 0
even if you do have stretch marks on your **** that's no excuse for him losin wood. he's either an asshole for lying to you or he's got an erectile dysfunction problem. either way talk to him or find someone who can appreciate you.
icayal 0
you'd have sex with a guy but not take ur bra off in front of him? 10:1 you have self esteem issues. you should work on that.