Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Top comments
Drunkbunny 2
Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.
KayBizz 0
damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)
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Comments (200)
SupaSteveXpz 0
watch the ugly truth.
MiiSzjDM 7
lmaooo that's mad funnny shoulda suck his dick
benen 0
maybe he just wasn't expecting it
thirdbase1733 0
ok. ur bf is gay. you can't not get a boner during sex and bare boobs are not a boner kill no matter how small. btw I think most dds look unnatural.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Self conscious or not, wearing a bra during sex is lame as hell, especially when it's likely expected for the dude to be naked. You probably would have said something if he wanted to wear a tshirt or leave his boxers on with the crotch open. Also, significant others are not the people to be insecure around; it gets to be a total drag and will start to hurt the relationship.
jasonsaied 1
who wears a bra when they have sex?
picturescrazy 24
It happens. Next time, don't give up so easily.
xvolcom893x 0
yo why would you feel ready to take it off on the day of a flat tire? anyway how were you not ready until today I mean your letting him bang up your pussy but don't want him to see and suck them *******????????
Sonalis 9
aw what a jerk :( if he loved you he wouldn't care, op
karina_said 0
hahaha. i agree with #3