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Today, I got my period while spray tanning. FML

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RichardPencil 32

Well, red and orange go well together.

Glowworm56 27

It can be extremely difficult to perfectly track a period. Even when you do get the signs and symptoms, it sometimes doesn't come until a few days later--or sometimes even a week.

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RichardPencil 32

Well, red and orange go well together.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Des is ja amoi scheisse...

buckdharma 38

Wow, you're eclipse colors. Do people have to wear funny glasses to look at you?

RockPrincess26 16

You deserve it for not tracking your period.

Glowworm56 27

It can be extremely difficult to perfectly track a period. Even when you do get the signs and symptoms, it sometimes doesn't come until a few days later--or sometimes even a week.

RockPrincess26 16

Not really. It's a cycle that goes every 28 days. Basic health class will teach you this. But now we have the lazy way of using a period tracker app.

raven_of_azarath 35

I've always tracked my period, but that doesn't mean it didn't catch me by surprise sometimes. Periods can be irregular.

raven_of_azarath 35

Do you now have a trail of not orange from the blood running down your legs?

gobiteme2 34

It could've been worse if you sprayed back.

Ashamed_Sister 60

This summer was and still is hot and sunny in Austria, so why are you spray tanning?

neuronerd 29

That's exactly when someone would spray tan. They may want to a tan when showing skin in summer clothes, and not want to be risking skin cancer, and/or they could be naturally really pale and unable to tan.

Little Richard 11

So? We're you spray tanning nude? I thought you wore a skimpy bikini to do that.