Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Have you tried (gently) talking to her about depression? The hygiene neglect/shopping spree cycle is suggestive of this.
Madness_Mayhem 2
I agree. maybe before getting angry, irritated and being disgusted. maybe it's actually giving you a lot of critical clues as to how she may be feeling mentally, whether she's fully aware or not. and maybe it's your job to check in with her emotional and mentally. and also... maybe leave out the word "disgusting" and replace it with, concerning... 🤷♀️ idk
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FluffythePink 23
Have you tried (gently) talking to her about depression? The hygiene neglect/shopping spree cycle is suggestive of this.
Madness_Mayhem 2
I agree. maybe before getting angry, irritated and being disgusted. maybe it's actually giving you a lot of critical clues as to how she may be feeling mentally, whether she's fully aware or not. and maybe it's your job to check in with her emotional and mentally. and also... maybe leave out the word "disgusting" and replace it with, concerning... 🤷♀️ idk
newbiemalestr8 27
she might have someone else in mind to wear it for
historygrad74 19
That's just gross.