Today, my wife is leaving me because I don’t satisfy her sexually. Chance would be a fine thing, every time I get romantic, all I get is, "I have a headache", "I think my period's coming", “Is sex all you think about?”, “What if the neighbours hear us?”, and my all time favourite, “Ew, not a chance.” FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, according to my wife, our life together is perfect. The only problem is that I no longer turn her on, haven’t for a while, so she wants my permission to have meaningless one-night stands with strangers on Tinder while carrying on with our perfect, sexless married life together. FML
Today, my marriage is more or less over, as my wife is so career-obsessed that when I asked if we could spend some time together, she rolled her eyes and gave me permission to sleep with other women, since sex is all I think about. I didn’t ask for sex, just time together. Definitely over I think. FML
Today, I'm sad. My wife of six years cares very little about my satisfaction. Intimacy is my receiving love language, and while we do have sex sometimes, she wants me to "take" or "use" her. I want to be felt up and be shown I'm wanted, too. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML
Today, is another day that my wife will choose anything over sex. I don't want to flirt with her anymore. If I can't have a normal sex life, I would rather embrace celibacy. I love her and was flirting with her daily up until now, but if she needs some other kind of confirmation to feel sexy, she can go ahead and find it. I'm done. FML
Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
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EmmaMK 35
Now you have an opportunity to finds someone who really appreciates you. Life sucks sometimes. Hope your future is full of happiness and sex
RichardPencil 32
You need to move on from this one. We don't exactly what went wrong, but you might want to up your game before you get back up on the horse, so to speak.
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EmmaMK 35
Now you have an opportunity to finds someone who really appreciates you. Life sucks sometimes. Hope your future is full of happiness and sex
RichardPencil 32
You need to move on from this one. We don't exactly what went wrong, but you might want to up your game before you get back up on the horse, so to speak.
Chazzster 32
I can think of that of a couple of things that would explain that: (1) OP is not that good of a lover. It’s not in the equipment you have - It’s how you use it. It’s rare for most women to have a real ****** simply from intercourse. They have a clit and your tongue is a much more effective tool for getting them there. If sex isn’t satisfactory for her, the responses you got are about what you can expect. (2) Chances are wife found someone who “trips her trigger” more reliably now. Or (3) Both (1) and (2)
JackWood 21
Your wife was sabotaging the relationship to exert her dominance, your better off going elsewhere.
D J's MOM 17
hate to say it, but she's probably cheating and trying to make you look like the bad guy
kitten79TX 5
Sorry to say, it's not about the sex, that was just her excuse. Sorry, dude. That sucks.
diraven 15
I always get the "maybe later when I have time". Later never comes.