Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there have been more snow days in Atlanta than days in which I have ever been on a date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Alexa, play "Happy When it Rains" by The Jesus and Mary Chain
Today, I went on a date with a girl who told me, “Sunny weather makes me depressed.” I’d hate to see what’s she’s like when it rains. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
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velvel 7
big deal. if you mind that much, go out and get some.
deathartisan 0
I'm just to damn lazy. plus. I have more time for art and music while I'm single. :) find other stuff to occupy you op. then u don't have to worry about dates
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velvel 7
big deal. if you mind that much, go out and get some.
jdub28 0
lol, that sucks. You should get out more.
xTBearx 0
Exactly. I totally agree.
soccer060 0
a couple isnt that bad in Iowa we had more than 15
mfmylifesrsly 30
Daww poor boy! I'll take you on a pity date...lol
WordsOfHope 0
^this
AndreaHaha 0
I agree you should atleast try to get out there and find a guy or somthing.
erikahhh 0
Well to give him credit, I live in Atlanta and I can't believe how much snow we've got this year. So it's not like there's only been like 2 or 3 snow days.
paigeatsflesh 11
that's what I'm talking. and if your ugly, go hit up a ugly guy darling. there's love out there for everyone<3(;
paigeatsflesh 11
an ugly girl* whoops. anyways girls are easy to get just be sweet. and smell good. cause if you stink your down. so take a shower brush yiur teeth and go on a date.
Pearljammer001 0
is the op male or female? sorry I can't keep those little signs strait for shit.
DeeBizz 0
seriously , who thinks about that ?
DGross 8
Then he should try the "just be friends first" approach. A lot of the best, lasting relationships, start out as just friends then ppl get more comfortable with each other, etc If all you are doing is meeting random ppl and trying for a date... well that's how it usually goes. if a random girl who I just met asked if I were free I would be caught offguard too.
paigeatsflesh 11
he probley ask pretty girls out. but if your not pretty then you shouldn't go for a pretty girl. try your own kind(:
SeeBrendenBurn 0
I'm sorry #1, not all of us are the confident little men you see on TV. SOME of us need to worry about how others will see our weight, height, clothes, pokemone obsession, and hair! Maybe you shouldn't be careless and consider whose feelings you are stabbing with a cold, hard, long life next time. As for the OP, FYL. Donate to Microsoft, they'll be controlling the weather soon, and tell them you want it to snow EVEN less there.
fail_win_fail 0
third snow day this year :D, and op, if your that obsessed with dating all the time you have a problem.. it not that big of a deal grow up
strandedinalimo 0
If it helps, I only dig virgins!
sweet_mcluvin 0
#26 is really gorgious I wish I had a pity date with her
myman47 0
get some??? 24 ur smoookkiinnnggg hott
DGross 8
I love how every comment thread seems to fall into a discussion about who wants # whatever or how hot she is, etc... lol The reality is that you can meet girls just like them (based on appearance) wherever you live if you put yourself out there and be yourself...
ydiftw 0
I would laugh if there was only one snow day but nope cause we got snow days in Arkansas too :)
_swimcutie_ 0
yes..I agree..OP. Follow these steps. 1. get a life. 2. find someone
myman47 0
85 so if u don't care y is ur pic u flexxing O.o
alexandraa_fml 0
Lol @ find your own kind. :) Yes, try Jessica Alba types, if not maybe an Amy Winehouse type? You may have to lay her out a line to pick her up though, and we're not talking pick up lines here... or if your really that desperate,. try the liquor store cashier thats a woman but yet she somehow oddly resembles Richard Simmons. Whats she got to lose?
erikahhh 0
If you were really obsessed with pokèmon you would spell it right.
SeasonalAffair 0
Lol I'd be more surprised if you had said el paso:)
beansoup 0
he'll last SUMMER there were more snow days than I have had dates
Pearljammer001 0
haha harsh much? but still true
ButterflyBaby 0
... 3 times? ur sad...
StingRay1971 1
that's bs...you don't have to be as good looking to ask a pretty chick out. it's about the person; anything could happen; more often than not pretty chicks are ***** and get heartbroken when they get cheaten on; some are mature and meet the right dude and fall in love with personality, humor; go for it; can't hurt.
pirace 0
where r u
caittycat95 0
at least u don't live in Canada.
DGross 8
@103... I never said I don't care about my appearance or that appearances don't matter...I do care and most of the girls I know (who look like the girls you called "smoookkiinnnggg hott") do also... That being said, a girl's personality is infinitely more important in the long run, however, like it or not you see her before you talk to her 9/10 times... All I was trying to say before is that I find it amusing how many threads end up talking about # whatever and how hot she is.
DGross 8
@120 Exactly, that is what I was trying to get at. The girls who are really worth it are those who respect someone for who they are not what they are :-)
mfmylifesrsly 30
120 I agree with you. most of the guy I've liked my friends were like 'ehhh' (I dust think they were tho) and then ended up having the best personalities. and, once you fall really hard for a person, they're even more attractve to you than when u first met them. looks are nice, but it's at the bottom of my list, although I won't complain if the guy is well endowed if you know what I mean ;)
mfmylifesrsly 30
oh and @63 - paigeatsflesh. since you said try your own kind does that mean you go for arrogant shallow assholes?
harryman04 0
31 you're hot. 46, the op is male. op, having grown up in Atlanta and whilst living there recieved snow ( if I were lucky) once a year; I do not pity you in the slightest. get out more.
RicoXS 0
umm 67 ever think that your insecurity is what's not appealing to women?? not to crash on you, just a little thing to think about.
capcom1116 0
idk, it IS alaska...
strandedinalimo 0
I get that Sandra Bullock comment all the time lately..
jdomfml 0
have sexy tine with gin ASAP
Mitchie2126 0
that's your fault, it sounds like all you do is complain
vi3tv0tinh 0
dam we got dr Phil up in here
jayemdoubleyou 1
We've only had 3, unless you count days of residual snow.
Cydadel 0
What do you do after you have sex with them?
deathartisan 0
sounds like my life. to bad it's not fml worthy like yours op. oh wait. I don't thinks it's a huge deal
idoc300 11
So, how many, jk, I'm sorry fyl.
htownlove 0
so wat if ur too ugly to get a date?
xTBearx 0
Fail, you're #5. Get a life.
locklock 0
I second that
jennacide 0
I've never been on a date, is that bad? No one wants to date me! :( Maybe you should try and go meet people to date! :)
FernandoTorres_fml 0
I'd date you... But anyway, who thinks of the number of dates they've been on and relates it to the number of snow days?
zac12345 0
your pic scares me :0
MF12 0
:) that's exactly what I was thinking
itz_towelie 6
same, how did you connect those two? maybe the OP was feeling bad for himself well watching it snow? and #7 if you wanna go on a date, you could try askin a guy out, ur good looking so u shud b fine
Zills 0
I've never been on a date before either. I'm a 15 year old guy though...I'm not smooth with the ladies and when I get the ball rolling I always say something stupid.
ElMetalero 0
just pay ur cousins to take u on dates. happy?
deathartisan 0
I'm just to damn lazy. plus. I have more time for art and music while I'm single. :) find other stuff to occupy you op. then u don't have to worry about dates
erikahhh 0
I knowww.
caittycat95 0
awe same here:(
xxtacos4lifexx 4
I live in the ATL, so like four no offense guys, plz go get a friggin date!
DemonChicken 0
I live in the A also and we've had like 2 so that's pathetic
DemonChicken 0
whoa the thing I commented on got moderated
Caz_the_Spaz 6
I'm sorry, that must suck
Sakirutaki 0
can't you just pay someone to go on a date? duh :P
Woodsy007 0
let's not, and say we did..
TrollHunter 0
yeah get sum
sk826 0
wow you are such a loser with no life