mo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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UnicornPancake
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
dumped
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
mysea8679
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Anonymous
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
disturbed2103
United States
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
bluebride
United States
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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bossroyd 4
Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today
exotica_fml 6
Keep on looking classy, it's your day
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Comments (162)
exotica_fml 6
Keep on looking classy, it's your day
MfailK 0
Success!! If that was the look you were going for.
jblikesanalsecks 0
Maybe shell have anul secks wid me
LaughinStock 16
64 wtf? what does that have to do with FML, and at least spell everything out.
IThinkItsAlright 7
89- you're stupid....
flockz 20
does she know from experience?
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
momma knows best...
ikickgingers 15
Flockz taught me everything I know about buying hookers...
flockz 20
well you should. you took my class correct?
ikickgingers 15
Lol I still have my certificate of achievement magneted on my fridge.... Next to the framed pic of you in those 5 inch stilettos. God... What a good weekend.
nixter5 18
Hey Flockz, how much does the class cost?
KrazieKleo 13
Free for the hookas!!!
flockz 20
price of classes range from virginty of your sister to three cheesecakes and a sword.
nixter5 18
In that case Flockz, I'll do it. Just please. Anything but the cheesecakes. Have a heart...
RedPillSucks 33
@48 kicky? Did you graduate magna cum laudy?
bossroyd 4
Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today
BeefyQueef 5
In that case better look for a new role model.
darien987 1
20-I don't think you understand....
juybuygo 13
maybe you shouldn't have worn those clear heels with it.
deadxmau5 6
To bad it wasn't her wedding dress when she got married. That would be kinda humorous
RouletteRed 6
Usually when people degrade one another personality or style, they're just jealous. So be happy! You looked better then she did in her wedding. :)
rexgar2000 10
^ lmfao! holy shit that made me laugh so hard.
eminemop 0
81, there's a big problem though. He's smiling.
sushdrag 0
^ i thnk he z cute
RouletteRed 6
Wow thanks lol. I may be an actor, but really? I got more talent then that xD
brown4lifejot 1
Now thats just like saying 'No offfense, but your ugly'
VoteForTaco 8
...
moodyreallyrocks 27
I am sure you look beautiful, enjoy your big day….
IDontKnow10101 14
who cares what your mom says, as long as YOU know YOU look good in YOUR wedding dress, everything's fine
debatingalways 0
How much is your husband paying you for the wedding?
PElexander 5
How much are you going to charge for yours Debating?
quinkadink 0
Ur comment is just stupid.... Slap urself....
upyourzlolz 11
So is yours. Notice the proper use of "your" in my comment.