Today, the guy I've been seeing bought me a nice bottle of wine and cooked dinner for me. Later, we started having sex for the first time. All was going well until he ran to the bathroom mid-sex and I had to listen to him with explosive diarrhea. The worst part is, he wanted to keep going after. FML
westie732 tells us more.
Hey, OP here! I've been reading the comments and thought I'd chime in. First off, I want to make it very clear that I am mature enough to realize that these things happen! We all do it, and sometimes it doesn't happen as conveniently as we wish. I work in health care and have been in some, excuse my pun, shitty situations... So, I get it. In no way shape or form did I call him out, make him feel bad or anything. I acted like I had no clue what actually went on. Now I do agree that this situation may be more FML to him rather than me, but some parts got left out because of word restriction on here. In all honesty he had been drinking a little too much and was pretty drunk, so I'm not even sure if he knew how much noise and how not discreet he was. I get a little careless while I'm drunk so I know how it goes. I was only saying how uncomfortable and awkward the situation was for me, especially since I'm pretty shy and not one for starting conversation about the shit you just took. Again, I never gave him a hard time over it. Our night was enjoyable and he put a great deal of effort and time into cleaning, cooking and making the night great. I can't fault the man, and never once did I say I was too low to give him another shot. Who knows, maybe it's something we can both laugh about someday! Thanks for reading, have a good day and remember, shit happens. ;)
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Chloe555_fml 27
At least he didn't shit the bed and then want to keep going. Gotta admire his tenacity.
Setareh23 34
I agree the it's a normal thing, but to be fair we have no idea if OP gave him a hard time about it. For all we know, she declined having sex after as nicely as possibly (because if the mood is gone and she just couldn't get back into it, she shouldn't force herself to have sex with him when she doesn't want to, just to spare his feelings) and just posted this here as a way to rant about an awkward/funny situation anonymously and without hurting him. If she was mean about it to him though, yeah that would be pretty crummy, especially since he put so much effort and was in a vulnerable position. I feel bad for them, but hopefully they'll laugh it off eventually!
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Comments (81)
samthompson 12
oh my
quinisanerd 8
god... tramampoline trambopoline
Rkikkas9713 25
I'll take one dose of whatever he's having.
Chloe555_fml 27
At least he didn't shit the bed and then want to keep going. Gotta admire his tenacity.
BrutalEater 15
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Can't be a brony if you are a girl.
Chloe555_fml 27
Brony is not male specific anymore. It's also kinda sad you felt so compelled to scope my profile and to say this to me in a reply.
Thegoofygoober 15
No brony title for you!
minissaussette 25
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Well it's as embarrassing as you make it. It's not a nice or sexy thing, especially for a date, but it's natural and can happen to everyone. I'd say it wasn't very nice of you to make him feel even worse about it ...
tabbycat2007 22
Agreed. Shit happens, and we can't always control it. Hopefully OP can be an adult about it and laugh it off, and this can be a funny story they tell people later on in their relationship.
TheClassicMan848 11
No pun intended
Setareh23 34
I agree the it's a normal thing, but to be fair we have no idea if OP gave him a hard time about it. For all we know, she declined having sex after as nicely as possibly (because if the mood is gone and she just couldn't get back into it, she shouldn't force herself to have sex with him when she doesn't want to, just to spare his feelings) and just posted this here as a way to rant about an awkward/funny situation anonymously and without hurting him. If she was mean about it to him though, yeah that would be pretty crummy, especially since he put so much effort and was in a vulnerable position. I feel bad for them, but hopefully they'll laugh it off eventually!
quackImapenguin 16
No one's obligated to continue with sex they don't want just to spare someone's feelings. There's no evidence here that the OP wasn't polite about saying no, and they'll probably have sex again under better circumstances.
rshweky 17
That stinks. Hopefully next time will go better OP!
thestoryofacaleb 14
I see what you did there...
R2Y2 22
Guy is a trooper.
bwoolf96 21
At least he stopped to go to the bathroom, imagine if he'd just kept going?
Kaoticwolf 17
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what a shitty situation
tabbycat2007 22
Agreed, it really stinks. I bet OP was ready to explode.
tonedef456 8
#7 There's always one of you, isn't there?
rainbowsRlove 15
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thats not cool during your first experience with the guy. true its natural and you cant blame the guy for going but expecting to keep going is a little inconsiderate not knowing how comfortable you are with those...situations
ApplePie1994 27
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Maybe it wasn't diarrhea? What if he ejaculates out his ass?
MidnaLink 35
Auto-erotic creampie?
buckstop1 37
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Why exactly was this thumbed down? I KNOW that I'm not the only one who actually laughed. Jeez, you people are so quick to down vote
Wiringify 22
Clearly the case #13.
ApplePie1994 27
damn, you guys are cold :P
artdlov 11
That's an unfortunate inconvenience. Was it something that he cooked caused this??
jonny201 11
His FML: I had an amazing date with this girl and we ended up having sex. Unfortunately mid-sex, I had raging diarrhea. When I got back, she wouldn't even let me finish. FML