Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Boopycat 15
Could have just closed your eyes?
GOtllt 17
Try telling him that you don't like it, and he'll probably stop.,Maybe he thinks you enjoy it?
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Comments (153)
Enslaved 38
Turn around, bright eyes? He was probably just admiring your beauty and couldn't stop staring.
JayVicious 20
Every now and then I fall apart! it would be awkward staring around the room also....n reading FML would probably be considered rude.
aizai97 18
I guess you still had fun?
mannatee 19
Communication is key!
_mocha1_ 10
F is for friends who have sex together U is for U and meeee N is for nywhere and any time at all
Tossan1999 11
down in the deep blue seeeaaaa!!!
Retaheki 27
F is for ******* with another girl, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for -tuba blows-
ohjoy15 33
@#42 "N is for no survivooooooors"
Retaheki 27
Imagine if a bomb dropped on you mid-pork. That'd suck horribly.
JayVicious 20
I donno, I'd feel i went out doing someone i loved/fav past time. But it would suck not to finish so I gotcha.
sv1dmc12 7
@#42 Nope. It ends with "N is for no surviiivors when you..." then the tuba blows as Spongebob says "Plankton"
J483 12
You should probably tell your boyfriend you're uncomfortable with eye contact.
homesuckfucker 28
Your boyfriend likely thinks eye contact is something you enjoy. As others before me have said, it's important to communicate in a relationship and explain things that make you uncomfortable.
greencurtains74 11
Bury your head in his chest or neck. Good hiding spot yet still romantic.
kk21days 14
maybe while you're there, even kiss his neck and shoulder. he'll think its sexy and maybe do the same for you. No eye contact!
tygerarmy 35
Reverse cowgirl. Take control and the OP doesn't have to look into his eyes.
a1_z9 10
Don't worry, sex (or sex with a new partner) for the first time very rarely goes perfectly! What matters is that you feel comfortable enough with each other to communicate ways of making it more enjoyable, talk to him about it! He probably thought you'd find it romantic.
toaster87 19
Who makes eye contact the entire time during sex??
kaed 16
Well in any constellation, you're very creative OP for solving it that way.
LiverpoolVampire 6
Big dipper or little dipper?
tbro47 23
she meant "if it's any consolation"
kaed 16
I did, but thanks to spell check that clearly didn't come out properly...
kaed 16
Really just an honest mistake.