Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Boopycat 15
Could have just closed your eyes?
GOtllt 17
Try telling him that you don't like it, and he'll probably stop.,Maybe he thinks you enjoy it?
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Comments (153)
EffyFails 18
I'm the same for me I just can't, I put my head near my boyfriends neck usually haha although recently I've let him see me a bit but we've been together a year and 2 months soo.. long way to go still haha
LadyNightowl 17
Thank you for the earworm. That song is now stuck in my head.
lgtservbot 13
C A M P F I R E S O N G SONG!!!!
Fayern 13
I know how you feel about eye contact making you uncomfortable, OP. But if your boyfriend loves you, I'm sure all you need to do is let him know you're uncomfortable with it. Communication is key to any lasting relationship after all. And I'm sure he will be more than accommodating for your next time. And even if you do have an attack, hopefully he will be willing to be there for you. Letting a significant other see you at that state of vulnerability is hard, but it may break down walls you didn't know you had if you haven't already and it may make you more comfortable with things. Best of luck in future endeavors.
JKPwnage 27
Any clever people in the comments wanna invent the F.U.C.K. song?
sarahthepony 5
F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and meeeee. N is for anywhere anytime at all! Down in the deep blue seaaaaa.
bolshevisky 12
Blogging cuj
theotherguyss 3
"F is for friends who do stuff together... Yea, I could see how the song applies =.
janaek683 12
I'd definitely talk to him about that. communication is key in a relationship. it'll help him understand you better.
toxicLover28 19
Another spongebob thing ?