Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Boopycat 15
Could have just closed your eyes?
GOtllt 17
Try telling him that you don't like it, and he'll probably stop.,Maybe he thinks you enjoy it?
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Comments (153)
vikky538 29
hope you both had F.U.N. at the end...
Oh_bother44 11
I don't understand though.... Isn't eye contact a 2 way thing? If I didn't want to make eye contact with someone I'd look away, even just looking at the pillow next to his head... Even if he was holding her head so she couldn't turn it away you can still avert your eyes... I'm just confused
ouijacorn 9
Closing your eyes is always an option.
olivia7 5
Hahaha
Miss_Scarlet 9
Maybe this will be therapeutic and help you to be more comfortable with eye contact. It's an essential life skill for job interviews, love, etc.
travellingfun 18
Try telling him not to, he should understand, also that's a great song to sing.
creepyness 3
A popup ad for the new SpongeBob movie appeared on my screen while i was reading this.
bethrh 49
Wouldn't the F.U.N. song make it creepier? o.o
bethrh 49
And now that song is stuck in my head...
ThymastarGT 11
F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me… N is for anytime, anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea…