Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Top comments
Boopycat 15
Could have just closed your eyes?
GOtllt 17
Try telling him that you don't like it, and he'll probably stop.,Maybe he thinks you enjoy it?
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Comments (153)
jordyn20915 14
F is for friends who do stuff together ;-)
joeblow6969 5
Try it from behind, or just close your eyes? In my experience most girls eyes are closed majority of the time...
RektRules 12
Damn't now I can't watch my ******* spongebob without thinking of awkward sex now.
hazukilockheart 13
Sorry but if you had to sing a song from sponge bob to have sex with your boyfriend, you probably arnt ready to have sex with your boyfriend. Doesnt matter how old you are, you just probably are not ready relationship wise.
Fayern 13
But it wasn't to have sex, it was to maintain eye contact for prolonged periods of time. Which a lot of people have problems with.
FemskyD 26
Hahaa FML for instantly knowing which song you mean ;')
wallmaria 15
aww :-( im sorry
SarahSecret66 8
I know what you mean about the eye contact thing, I'm just really shy and eye contact stresses me out. It makes me seem like a liar and also a rude bitch but idk what it is I can't look into a person's eyes without looking away
drasta 2
Have sex from behind?
Peachtranquility 15
F is for Friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down in the deep blue sea;)
Glasshoney 9
Next time close your eyes.