Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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ManInTheMachine 20
I guess you could say that he *lowers sunglasses* Took your breath away.
bradyk42 6
At least he knows you like him. It could always be worse, one of my friends vomited in his girlfriend's mouth.
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Comments (56)
worldsocold34 7
I bet that was a lot to take in for your boyfriend.
AninOnin 24
As long as he made sure you were okay and didn't get annoyed about it, all you have to do is get more comfortable with him :D
therealafroninga 10
Honestly, I think that's pretty hot, like a girl needing an inhaler and all while making out.
i8cake 12
Just relax, enjoy it and don't forget to breath!
tiana000 12
It's okay OP, your boyfriend is probably thinking "damn I'm that good"
gimmicksz 9
Breathe*
bradyk42 6
At least he knows you like him. It could always be worse, one of my friends vomited in his girlfriend's mouth.
Nunaetsuko 13
O...kay.. this stort definitely deseves to be posted on fml.
perdix 31
#3, this girl I was making out with puked off the rooftop we were on. To be fair, I had just beaten the crap out of her at Quarters, so I blame the beer and not my breath;) I wonder if people were walking below.
mFUNdo21 17
that's happened to me before. didn't think he was that serious about us sharing a meal
brinnablaine 22
That's horrifying.
ManInTheMachine 20
I guess you could say that he *lowers sunglasses* Took your breath away.
FrankHotpants 31
...and cue the music
XSeraphinX 18
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ThatFancyPenn 18
Did you just
TheAbstract 15
You just read it. Yes, they did just.
Subtext 10
Damnit, I had a similar idea!
Bloink 25
Well that's good that he kept going afterwards even though you had stop to use your inhaler!
rocker_chick105 31
Took your breath away huh?
leonchen7498 12
you got beaten by #4 xD
rocker_chick105 31
Darn :p I tried, well done 4
utrax 23
He seems like a breathtaking guy.
Weiss729 6
Try to just enjoy the rush of feelings! It will get better OP
vinayj009 5
Being someone who suffers from a similar disease I wish I could date you cause people never understand.
MsConfusedd 27
That would actually be hilarious, you wouldn't be able to kiss much with all the inhaling going on
brinnablaine 22
People can surprise you. If you warn them ahead of time that it could happen, most are pretty understanding when it does.
perdix 31
I'll bet he's jealous that when you want something to suck on, it's a plastic and metal tube. Or aroused ;)
Enslaved 38
"Breathe in, breathe out Breathe in, breathe out" If she's-- got a "Machine Head" does that oddly make you think of "Bush"?
BrotherPhil 35
Inhale, inhale, inhale, breath!