Today, I found out my doctors could've killed me by mixing two meds that react badly and shouldn't be mixed. I've been taking them together for a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML
Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML
Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
Today, I discovered two senior doctors made misdiagnoses by ignoring protocols. When I confronted them, they denied it. My director told me not to turn them in, and I'm not financially stable enough to quit. The state licensing board only takes complaints from patients. I'm so sorry, I don't know what to do. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, I found out that the same doctor who came over to run Covid tests on my family actually infected us with it. FML
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Dumbum123 19
Dude, that's horrible. I hope you reported the idiot and got some form of compensation. Stay safe, dude.
RichardPencil 32
What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger. Of course, what kills you, kills you.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger. Of course, what kills you, kills you.
Plop 17
You should chop your arms and legs off then. You'd be invincible!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You think some called dick pencil is writing with his hands?
Dumbum123 19
Dude, that's horrible. I hope you reported the idiot and got some form of compensation. Stay safe, dude.
debbyman13 21
Surf’s up brahhhh
bigredmonkeybutt 30
I’d question the pharmacy too. They should have a way to warn you about severe interactions.
tey21 15
sue them!!!!!