Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
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marinus_fml 20
I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
StoryOfTheYear 15
Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.
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Comments (216)
ChubEchaser 0
I call BS. Not only are DUI intervention officers highly trained, the intoxilyzer operators and correction staff are experienced in alcohol and impairment detection. No Officer would expose himself to people who could recognize his impairment.
gress269 4
nice job, you should take em to court
Honda288 2
Regardless of the spelling, that's ****** up!
evildemonchild 18
All I can say is "Drive Sober or Get pulled over" :D report him or something? Idk
rushalto 0
"I'm not as think as u drunk I am!" lmao tell that to the cop
onthedouble85 0
Pshh idiot you think you're gonna get sympathy when you could have killed someone?? Idiot...
Dead_Bunny213 5
this has to be one of my favorie fml's. have ever read lol
pottymouthpanda 0
oh da Irony
burned313 3
Something tells me he was sober and you were just soooo drunk that you thought he was drunk too.
mickey3 0
Haha nice