Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
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TxKitten79 10
I laughed. sorry.
stormy0307 16
Driving while intoxicated. It’s the American legal term for drunk driving or driving while on drugs.
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Jonkbaby 23
Arrest 'em all!
TxKitten79 10
I laughed. sorry.
RichardPencil 32
I’ll bet you caused more damage than all of your perps.
abfab5300 13
What does DWI stand for?
stormy0307 16
Driving while intoxicated. It’s the American legal term for drunk driving or driving while on drugs.
Akitakat 31
Drunk driving is No joke! Thank you for helping get these people off the roads before they kill someone.