Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, one of my customers told me he was going to kill himself when I explained to him that I wasn't going to be able to deliver him the gallon of milk he wanted. I work in a pharmacy, dispensing medication. FML
Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML
Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML
Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML
Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML
Today, my short-tempered, alcoholic boyfriend proudly showed me the rifle he bought. This guy regularly swears at his own sneezes and often flies into fits of rage because it's hard to get his shoe on. Time to move out. FML
Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML
Today, the same person who tried to OD, threatens suicide monthly, and threatens to off people almost daily, called the state police on me because I had a PTSD episode. FML
Today, a customer came into the store I work at to ask why I hadn't killed myself yet. A month prior, that same customer told me to kill myself. All I did was compliment her shirt. FML
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tWitt3rBuG 0
How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack
Mnemic 6
Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?
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Comments (92)
dz_zb 0
ahah, never assume that anyone is sane. FIRST.
Mnemic 6
Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?
tWitt3rBuG 0
How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack
reyemrein 0
I'll tell you how: he lives in South Carolina. 'nuff said.
OwenMcAwesome 0
Exactly, cuz eceryone there mentally unfit.
ironwords 8
no he lives in america. you practically have shotgun vending machines
theset3 0
r u kidding me! really. afyer 911 u cant do anything. go ahead say the steriotypes but at least we dont give up in wars. btw today we just found and killed osama bin ladden!
jwg1993 0
I live in South Carolina. One of my best friends got a full ride to Stanford. So how 'bout you not make generalizations?
sovietkiwi 0
75 you said "bout"... Redneck
sovietkiwi 0
75 you said "bout"... Redneck
capslockisgood 19
I think 65 meant that many people are allowed to carry guns in South Carolina..
xyris_fml 28
'Murica, that's how. NRA wants everyone to have guns. For 'safety'.
H4H 15
Yeah, I think it's just a bluff
Art_Vandeley 0
He`ll be back.
1Tsk 0
I'd get a kevlar if I were you
underaegis 0
I'd get life insurance if I were you I never really understood why people would want money if they died when your dead nothing matters, unless your a damn creationist
Mr_Guy_Dude 17
Life insurance money is to help your family out with your expenses ex. Coffin, cremation, tombstone
mobius8 0
Wow, I guess you're going to be first when he does now too. FYL indeed.
Mattyknows 0
Am I the only person who read this and thought: "Ha, OP's gonna die." ? Good luck OP. Also; I agree with #1. That's a fairly cool statement actually. Mind if I use that? I reckon it's a FML cause you were just being social/friendly. Unlucky on who you chose to be social towards though ^_^
H4H 15
No, I didn't find it humorous that OP is going to die
itsTiffany 0
Be careful.
luxor21221 0
Agreed with #6, you'll be first. Oops :(.
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Haha nope #7 I did too Invest in running shoes...