Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
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Top comments
ObeyAlliance 7
Shouldn't have been speeding..
alpaquette91 9
Hypocrite.
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Comments (92)
TJhudson181 12
Wow... Also: FIRST!
ObeyAlliance 7
Shouldn't have been speeding..
krewer21 1
Agreed.
Ch0sen 13
OP couldn't help it. He was subconsciously compelled to speed by his sense of duty to provide the great irony our universe feeds on; what a great man.
RayRod 6
Just doing his job
elliotb94 9
It's 30 for a reason.
cartooncharacter 9
First. Bad boyfriend. Bad. I would've just left and told him its never going to happen.
cartooncharacter 9
I know. I look so stupid. I meant for this comment to be on the next FML story, and for that, I apologize. No troll zone.
Mr_Krabs 5
5 - Wtf are you talking about?
tennisrapper1 14
The only logical explanation for 5s comment is that the mods must have changed it.
doctorhook86 25
Gotta say that whenever I phone the cops, I usually get a dispatcher. Does the OP have the extension for this guy's squad car and did he call him directly?
citymayer 7
It's your fault. You should know better.
facilitator 0
It looks like a video card, that little blue thing is where you hook up the moniter
aphotix 1
It is an upside down video card with VGA, DVI, and s-video out.
alpaquette91 9
Hypocrite.
greeneye_fml 12
I hope you get into a crash with a drunk driver. See if you whine about "snitching" then.
Zedd_fml 8
So reporting someone driving drunk is considered "snitching"? It's ok if he injures himself and drivers around him, as long as it doesn't affect you, right? Grow up.
greeneye_fml 12
Oops, sorry replied to wrong comment there.
jayfreeman80 0
Major hypocrisy
Mommyof2_91 10
Driving drunk is way different than speeding. They could have been going 55 in a 50...that's not nearly as dangerous as driving intoxicated.
baronsmommy 14
Snitches get tickets.
Dixbfloppin 11
Snitches get stitches fo bein' bitches.
Awahso 25
You should not have been speeding but at least you called it in. Who knows, they may have caught him/her and that could have saved a life. So I will say both FYL and YDI.
JFurr 9
You never know. Maybe had OP not called in, with his speeding, he may have gotten into a fatal accident with that same drunk driver. I think most people speed a few times in their life. He did deserve to be pulled over if he was going fast enough to get a police officer's attention, but it's still good that he took the initiative to call that in.
onlychildFTW 34
Sometimes the cops can pull you over even when your barely speeding. I got pulled over for doing 115 in a 110. And people were clearly passing me going faster. So sometimes the cops can pull you over when your barely speeding. But it's good OP called in the drunk driver. That's not even remotely safe or good. There's no excuse to drink and drive. It's just the stupidest thing one can do. It puts everyone's who's around that person in danger.
onlychildFTW 34
I'm in BC. There are a few highways with 110 limits. I've also driven through the prairies and they mostly have 110 limits.
Keliosan 6
I can't really see an FYL in this to be honest...I admire you trying together a drunk driver off the street it probably was poor planning speeding in the same area in the same night. Learn from your mistake and plan better next time I guess.
Keliosan 6
To get*
ArielTheMermaid 17
Slow down next time?
k_ninjaa 9
YDI for speeding.
stormchaser24 24
How do you know it was the cop you called? If he arrested the drunk driver it would not be him. YDI for speeding.