Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
StoryOfTheYear 15
Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.
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Comments (216)
snafu63 0
I've heard it both ways.
minlip 0
Thats not an fml its an lol
zyzy92 8
FAIL!
ThisIsDingo 0
This is such bull. The cop wasn't drunk. It's so obvious OP wants attention.
ThisIsDingo 0
Why would you moderate my comment.. It's true. Cops cannot be drunk, people just say shit cause they got caught.
please10 1
So who was the influence?
kitsune3 20
"Do you pull why I knowed you over?"
luis_serna 0
pigs these days.....
WickedClownMCL 1
Ok. Your a ******* idiot. There is no way the cop would of been drunk. There is a thing that they call "Role Call" before hitting the streets. An more than likely there isnt a bottle of alchohol in the car because numerous cops use each car. You were probably drunk cause its DUI, not DWI. Besides a cop makes at least 40 - 75K a year. No cop woukd give that up. And dont tell me i dont know this shyte because my dad is a cop. Your an attention seeking idiot.
sadcutie345 8
You should've just asked him to drink with you jeez :)