Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
StoryOfTheYear 15
Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.
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Comments (216)
sildavin 0
I smell an obvious fake.
corrinaswan 0
Your drunk you put DWI its DUI smart one
smart_stupid 4
Driving While Intoxicating :P
that1_navy_dude 3
DUI is a lesser charge than a DWI in some states.
L3g4lPl4typus 0
that, my friend, is what we call hyper irony
SadinSherman 16
You could probably report him or her
ggdawg24 0
Lol. Oh the irony
mdub2011 0
DUI!
no_namer386 5
DOA, DUI, DWI, ADD, WTH?? Why they don't just call it Alcoholized Driving?
jdawg2010 0
DWI? W.T.F?
vbmg152 19
Driving while intoxicated it's the old term for DUI! They changed it to DUI ( driving under the influence to cover drugs & alcohol!) when drugs got so rampant!
vbmg152 19
Way back when, it was DWI or driving while intoxicated! Now, it's DUI, driving under the influence because that covers alcohol & drugs! BTW, I think OP is lying!
Zambaku 9
Are you an idiot? Maybe OP forgot it was DUI. You know, some people aren't stupid little 10-year-olds.
xGolBLiiN 1
don't remind him to read you your rights get out of it and get him arrested