Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
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marinus_fml 20
I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
StoryOfTheYear 15
Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.
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Comments (216)
river93 0
Okay, just to straighten this out, DWI is Driving While Intoxicated. This is strictly for those who are under the influence of alcohol. DUI is Driving Under the Influence. This can include alcohol, drugs, or both.
outsidetheblocks 3
Drunk officer pulling over drunk driver.... Seems legit
kendrakay2000 0
Doubt it. I think this person is a liar.
diezel818 0
Driving While Intoxicated.
kwoodward29 0
A DWI is a DUI for a minor under the influence or if you were intoxicated under the legal limit. Before you start dogging cops get your facts straight.
jerrybecause 2
Ya right. Ydi for drinking and driving and like a cop would be drunk at work. U are a loser and a liar.
howdmynosego 12
I see you've benn dr(hic) count back(hic) why'd I pull you ov(hic) again?
lilac268 0
Maybe we r just a little hung over Mr.DWI
Sweet_Lemonade 4
He should have a dashboard camera, have the tape pulled for court
tkv119 0
Did u report the cop??