Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
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marinus_fml 20
I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
StoryOfTheYear 15
Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.
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Comments (216)
LilysTillie 7
Unless you did a breathalyzer on him, you don't know that. But regardless, you are a jackass for risking other people's lives. If the cop was in fact drunk as well, that needs to be reported & he too is a jackass. Drinking & driving is not cool, funny, or necessary in any situation. My prayer is that if you continue to be a dumb ass by continuing to drink and drive the only person you injure or kill is yourself! Worst part of this scenario is that if the cop really was drunk, you'll probably get away with few repercussions...this time!
Steven696 6
Thanks for wishing us another drunk driver on the roads, that's going to help us out a lot, and by the way if he is drinking and driving the only person he can hurt is NOT himself, there are plenty of innocent people out on the roads who die daily due to drunk drivers. Also who's to say OP was even drinking? If the officer was truly drunk he wouldn't be acting accordingly and it would be possible he pulled OP over for pure amusement.
Mercury03 13
Re-read the comment you're posting to. I believe you missed at least one 2 letter word.
egpr420 0
U shouldn't have been drinking either way u asshole
daniel1991 0
So you were soo damn drunk that not only did a officer pull you over...but a drunk officer pulled you over
WildInTheStreets 5
What seems to be the officer, problem?
chrissi3vintage 0
So, the cop was drunk, then he'd had gotten in a car accident.
deviable 9
You're both idiots.
mattdm91 0
Ydi for not having a DD, you put yourself and others in danger. Get your head in the game, homie.
123jdub 7
like my dad always said : the day I can't drink on the job is the day I turn in my gun and badge
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh, the freakin' irony
cjgqsmooth 0
did you have him arrested instead? lhh