Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
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marinus_fml 20
I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
StoryOfTheYear 15
Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.
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Comments (216)
nix27 0
I'm in law enforcement and if the police officer was drunk Id report his sorry ass to whoever he works for his name is on the warning or ticket he gave u! In Texas DWI is driving while intoxicated we dont have a code for no insurance bc its typically at ticket DUI driving under influence ie and legal or illegal drug or substance DWLI driving while license invalid ie a suspended license. POM possesion of marijuana.
sgtrobswifey 0
See Texas is different from Florida. As are most states from each other. Here in Florida we have a statute for anything, and everything. Makes it fun though. Especially when there are shit bags out there that deserve to be stacked. We use DWLIS though, driving while license is suspended. We use DUI mainly, but it is a catch all. It can be used for being influenced by alcohol or narcotics (legal or illegal ones).
brokenangelexy 13
I say since he is drunk party it up ;D
EwanSmith 2
are you suggesting the police have double standards? no way...
corporalcool 5
ripped brahh
corporalcool 5
ripped brahh
tech9mo 3
Next time you decide to drive drunk, put your hands at 10 and 2 like they teach in driver training stick you thumbs up close one eyes and align you thumbs with the lines on the road! Keeps you straight!
kp4294 2
Where is this? I need to know where to drink at. Lol
taradeborde87 3
You're an idiot. Drunk driving is not a joke, and the fact that you think it's something to laugh about just makes you look like a total asshole. Good job, pat yourself on the back, dumbass.
perdix 31
So, you must have been sober. When you're drunk, other drunk people seem normal and sober people seem impaired. You should have known something was up when he offered to take the breathalyzer test for you ;)
dadof2 4
driving while (dwi) driving under (dui) samething your busted and doesnt matter what you think about the cop you were wrong for getting behind the wheele people like you kill other people and walk away with out a scratch
Lennes 12
Why is it this type of story almost always seems to take place in Texas? Just doing our state proud eh?