Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
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marinus_fml 20
I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
StoryOfTheYear 15
Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.
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Comments (216)
aliadnan708 6
Ain't it DUI?
Tjcharlier 3
Driving Under the Influence, or Driving While Intoxicated? DWI makes more sence if he was drunk, but I guess its just personal preferance.
Millman_fml 9
It's basically driving while drink DWI= Driving While Intoxicated
1himfan666 0
Dwi is the sane as DUI just fro alcohol only it means driving while intoxicated
aliadnan708 6
Oh ops didn't know that 1 lol but now I do
Steven696 6
If your from Europe it's usually not called a DWI there
cameron194 9
Jesus Christ, this argument has already happend like twice before this lmao.. it's not really that big of a deal, there all correct statements lol
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
It's not really an argument Cameron, they're just explaining what DUI and DWI stand for to clear up some confusion.
swimpolo 0
They are pathetic.
Confuciussay 6
I know right? Wait who are you talking about again?
itzNaynay 0
Hangover I cop car scene anyone?
JayJ17 7
DWI? Never heard that one before.
kelsey_katie 17
Driving while intoxicated- DWI
jessesgirl14 16
Driving while intoxicated
itzNaynay 0
DWI: driving while intoxicated.
StoryOfTheYear 15
28 obviously doesn't watch enough cop shows
thelostking509 3
It's DUI
rutuu92 14
dui is driving under influence. dwi is driving while intoxicated
HyphyPenguin 5
Coulda slapped a civil arrest down on 'em.
SPD935 5
No he couldn't.
zombiekitten87 12
First I would have gotten his name and badge number. Second, I would have called his precinct and reported him. If the cops where you are are anything like the cops around here (lazy, stupid, and think that they are equal with God on the power scale) they deserve to be taken down a notch or two. I don't have anything against cops, but some of them think that they are above the law.
BloodyMary666 24
I only ever heard of DUI.
captainfalcon7 0
you should take him to jail
Enigmax2514 7
Oh the irony, hypocrisy and blasphemy of it all! :O