omglifee
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Take what you can
Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Worn Out
United States
Sneaky sneezy
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Say it, don't spray it
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
meranda_johnson
United States
Bad day
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
sneezeattack
Aurora, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
all arsed out
Spalding, United Kingdom
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Top comments
reapfml 0
**********. problem solved
perdix 31
That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.
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Comments (75)
the_sodomizer 0
teehee
Daft_Punk709 0
People! Have you not heard of the Urban Legend? It states that if you sneeze seven times in a row, you'll have an ******. That's what she's referring to!
billigoat 8
/But how exactly is a sneeze anything close to an ******??
MadisonDerp 16
#62, It's a muscle spasm, with sneezing, its in your chest, and with an ******, its in your pubic area.
reapfml 0
**********. problem solved
ReyEr9412 0
^ This is the obvious answer. You may stop reading now and may move on to the next FML.
bloozombie 0
that's what I was thinking when I was reading this FML. seriously, she could fix that problem.
pinkster2014 25
Not everyone masturbates
KingKralj 31
*doesn't *********** *has sex*
ps2stony 0
lol virgins
pinkster2014 25
She said "in months" which implies she is NOT a virgin. What's wrong with virgins anyway?
SenGaeriel 3
LOL! This goes on my faves.
DamionDude 0
But isn't a woman ****** a myth?
jamie_leeann23 0
Really, from a sneeze. sneezes are unpleasant, ********** or something. FYL
SweetestSin 4
I don't know what the hell kind of sneezes you have but mine don't even remotely feel close to an ******! Ever hear of a vibrator? If you think sneezes are orgasmic wait until you try one of those.
Daft_Punk709 0
I think she's referring to the urban legend that if you sneeze seven times, you'll have an ****** or something along the lines of that.
Voids 0
You guys are retarded. It's a known fact that if you sneeze a certain amount of times in a row it induces an ******. :l but yeah, get a fb or something.
Vash879 0
omg change your pic :o
theluckyones 10
That is seriously a really creepy pic..
LauraJade1993 3
don't be so evil! her pic is fine! a*sholes!!
NoThanks999 19
change that shit
SweetestSin 4
I think number 8 is retarded, snopes has confirmed that this is false. As a person who has allergies I have sneezed way more than 7 times, only satisfaction I got was getting the sneeze out, nothing orgasmic worthy. Maybe you and the OP have sneeze fetishes?
perdix 31
That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.
mrs_sean_flanery 0
rofl!
ClaireBear9087 0
i love you
wantchangethenli 0
ha! you're amazing :))
Mx_Rider 6
pretty lame ^
FMLydiLOL 0
mx_rider ^^pretty lame
Daft_Punk709 0
FMLydiLOL ^^^pretty lame
LifesRFked 0
Daft_Punk709 ^^^^ pretty lame
zac12345 0
<<<<<< pretty boss
momentum 0
WIN ^
misssarahfina 0
^ Lol
ifmlftw 0
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