omglifee
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Take what you can
Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Worn Out
United States
Sneaky sneezy
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Say it, don't spray it
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
meranda_johnson
United States
Bad day
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
sneezeattack
Aurora, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
all arsed out
Spalding, United Kingdom
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
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reapfml 0
**********. problem solved
perdix 31
That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.
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Comments (75)
ddinspire6 10
Hey OP why did you not just **********?
failhipster 8
Every sneeze is 1/8 of an ****** you were one short ha
olioli_fml 10
Don't u ever double click your ur mouse?
sarg1994 3
Then its your own damn fault sweetheart mm!
PierreAlexandre_fml 8
Sneezing gives you orgasms???
mchmelev1993 10
Omg lol thats no bueno. I hope this was not in public?!
xnider 5
I think you had discovered a new way to ********** with pepper powder and curry