omglifee
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Take what you can
Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Worn Out
United States
Sneaky sneezy
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Say it, don't spray it
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
meranda_johnson
United States
Bad day
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
sneezeattack
Aurora, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
all arsed out
Spalding, United Kingdom
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
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reapfml 0
**********. problem solved
perdix 31
That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.
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lilgazelleX 0
buy yourself a nice little rabbit =] - i mean the vibe kind, not the small furry kind
omghehehe 0
Awww, the Rabbit, a woman's BFF!!! :) OP, you should get one. Then, you don't have to make yourself sneeze 7 times to get yours ;) What you been sniffing? Good Lord!
gummy_bear153 0
Just ********** then you will get the orgasms you really want...
clayton18 0
Well it is a known fact that a sneeze is equivalent to one eighth of an orgas, so she had 7/8's of an ******... oooh so close. Lots of women think maturbating is gross. but there is nothing wrong with it, go out and buy yourself a nice and toy and have fun.
seeimdee 0
sweetie it's 8 that's considered an ******... ha
Silense_is_loud 0
yaa like serioisly ydi for not watching freakin **** do u not know its f'n. purposefail epicly
Spac3Ghost 0
hmmm =) give yourself the finger!! or a shower head thats turned on =) haha get the pun? =P its a showerhead showerhead makes girls cum and a winky can also be a showerhead cuz stuff somes out of it when its turned on =) hahahahahahahahahaha ah i kill myself =) not funny? no? ok.... =)
thepowerofbass10 0
all the guys who go to bars to get laid and this still happens lol
swayne3210 0
the guys arnt doing it right
TinyBlueDot 0
********** WOMAN!! LOL
chelsealovesmen 0
Honestly, that's a little sad.
greendaygirl999 5
Ahaha exactly what I was thinking