omglifee
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Take what you can
Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Worn Out
United States
Sneaky sneezy
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Say it, don't spray it
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
meranda_johnson
United States
Bad day
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
sneezeattack
Aurora, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
all arsed out
Spalding, United Kingdom
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
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reapfml 0
**********. problem solved
perdix 31
That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.
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snafu57 1
if you sneeze a certain amount of times in a row it induces ******? i just went through a whole pepper spice bottle and it doesn't work!
XaosZaleski 0
Apparently, the sensation your body feels when you sneeze releases the same chemical you do during an ****** (in much less quantity, of course). So, no...sneezing doesn't 'induce' them, it just releases the chemical. For future reference, every 11th sneeze you have is the equivalent to a normal ******.
kaebomb 0
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY BESTFRIEND WROTE IN THIS POST AND WE'RE LAUGHING LKIKE SHITHEADS.
kaebomb 0
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY BESTFRIEND WROTE IN THIS POST AND WE'RE LAUGHING LKIKE SHITHEADS.
omglifee 0
so glad my fml got posted LOL now people can see my sad truth LOL
knockoffnikki 0
Maybe you should call Joe???? lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,, why ...... havent seen him in awhile??? ;) hmmmmmmm
Honda288 2
First time I've seen an OP comment on there post.
GinterSauce 0
******* win
ragglemuffin 0
lolololol
jshoes523 0
i would like sneeze 11 times in a row then
drm316 0
Its probably your fault you know?
tiffanyheart 0
It is my firm belief that people need to be able to pass an IQ test before getting on the internet. Luckily elementary schools will be opening again in a few weeks and 12 year olds won't be online during the day!