Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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Comments (146)
dizzydewey 0
dude i feel the same way, i saw that show too though lol
Corn_Is_Tasty 0
All I have to say to all of you guys/girls, is I know how you feel, life is ****** up, but sometimes, don't think about it just do it. That's how I got my first gf, I mean yeah I ended hating her, but that's besides the point.
seriously_really 0
i'll totally date you. lol :)
SecularHumanist 1
lol my mate Giovanni is 25 and the only vag hes ever been in contact with was her mom's. at his birth
TheGivenChild 0
Aww...I was my fiance's first girlfriend and he was 20, but not far off from 21 when we started dating...it's because he didn't go after enough girls OR the wrong ones, like emotionally unavailable or overly conceited ones. Just wait for the right one, time varies ^^;
LaughingGuy 0
I'm also 21 and I never had a gf before in my life. I've liked a few girls but they turned me down telling me that they are "seeing" another guy. It sucks but I'm kind of glad I don't have a gf right now because I'm going to school and I don't think I will have the time for her. But sometimes I wish I had one because most of my friends have gf's or bf's I'm usually the lone wheel when we all get together....Oh well.
Themiddlechild 0
it's not always about looks...money and penis size account for allot of relationships!
MorningBlueRose 2
I sat down next to a guy I like, and he moved to the opposite side of the couch. I am 18 years old, overweight, and a failure in being cool. Sometimes I don't know why I bother, and then I see him smile. FML.
alibeth25 0
I'm almost 22 and I've never been out on a date, been kissed, or had a boyfriend.
tincan 0
What #137 said, except that I'm already 22. xD;;