Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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Comments (146)
CDub7888 0
If I knew you, I'd definitely be buying you a drink right now. I know how that is and a half.
Miabeyle 0
It'll be alright. You'll meet the right person one day. At least that's what I tell myself. I'm Twenty-one; never had a boyfriend, never even been kissed...
Warlock_fml 0
I don't feel bad for any girl who's never been laid. Put yourself out there. Most guys will have sex with any girl, we're genetically predisposed to it. Girl on the other hand actually have standards so it's increasingly harder for a man to get laid.
ugk4life 0
I'm 22 and I've never been out on a date, been kissed, or had a girlfriend.
nobitchassness 0
WOOOOOOO GO MANUEL!!!
CherryBomb17 0
drawing christina aguilera on your hand does not constitute a girlfriend; he was on TV and probably lying for the camera. don't worry, it'll happen dude. and in the meantime just get christina to give you ill hand jobs! :)
limabeans 0
Don't sweat it. She just likes him for the publicity.
stfuchivonne 0
Same as #142
lolfailure 0
i'm thirteen and i've had 5 girlfriends... but sorry dude :P
luigi23_fml 0
you just reminded me of how much an idiot i am. i kissed my old ex-girlfriend, and my new ex-girlfriend wanted to take my "lip virginity" and now we're just friends and ive never kissed her and i thinka bout it almost every day cause i stupid. im 14. ps shes awsome! ha i sound gay