Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
toch040 0
no, he's not handicapped, he is fat. Handicapped people usually don't have a choice about being handicapped. Fat people have a choice.
adriane209 0
not always.
keep_a_beat345 0
ya Im pretty sure you have a choice If you get fat or not.
lenor_fml 7
Some medical disorders cause an increase in body fat... At least that's what I've heard.
maverick1752 16
yes that's true, I actually have a friend who has diabetes and can't really help getting a little chubby, of course, I have another diabetic friend who's extremely skinny, so it can go both ways....I guess?
AliceChess 8
216: Diabetes doesn't make you fat, that's a myth. Type 2 diabetes can be caused from being over weight but that's just educated speculation. Type 1 doesn't have anything to do with carb intake or weight.
Kat_MS 0
There's more to getting a girlfriend than weight, but you should see it as encouragement! If he can get one, then obviously your chances of getting one aren't so bad after all :).
allennaguit 0
How old is he anyway? Maybe he's way older than you...
Stalker_fml 0
oh, ugly!
jwall 0
Relationships are not about "being fat" or whatever weight you are. That man has a good personality, and someone saw that. Maybe you have a crap personality and that's why you can't get a girlfriend. If you're so concerned with comparing yourself to others based on weight, then I can see why.
AliceChess 8
I agree, the only reason I went through the comments was to find someone with the same view.
victimofchanges 0
...more cushion for the pushin'.... but I doubt he can find his tool to do any pushin’ amidst those gargantuan rolls.
huanita 0
i felt the same when i saw it, but i'm 26 and have never had a serious relationship: don't follow my example! :S
davidtheday 0
Maybe you can steal his girlfriend away? Just tell her you don't need a crane to go to the movies or out to dinner. She'll be putty in your hand :)
burdenofaday 0
For those who have never had a girl/boyfriend, have you *really* tried to get one or have you merely sat around hoping things would work out? It usually doesn't work out without some effort on your behalf. D: