Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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Comments (146)
UrMsryCompltsMe 0
You're 21? I'm turning 25. FML.
Warlock_fml 0
For you people who think that it's all a matter of talking to girls, you are DEAD ******* WRONG! I am in college where girls are everywhere. I talk to lots of em. I still can't get a chick. I've hit on probably 25 girls in the last 7 months between school and the bars, still none of them want me.
dpressedninja 0
start eating.
UGADAWG34 0
You all are pathetic losers...
AngelPie34 0
Wow, that's funny, cause I watched that too, and I thought the SAME thing! And its not pathetic. Some people have standards and shouldn't have settle!
sillypun 0
I hope your standards cuddle you to sleep at night when you are tired and satisfy your sexual desires when you DIE ALONE! Keep waiting on Brad Pitt, fattie.
genericnickname 0
Like-minded individual with the same sad story #120 reporting in.
sillypun 0
#121 hope.... trust me... once you overlook your "flaws," you will become untouchable. Confidence is sexy as hell.
mstrada 0
I'm 20 and have never had a boyfriend either and I'm the only single one left from my friends..
Boxtop5000 0
I'm 21 and never had a real girlfriend. The last girl I considered my "girlfriend" never loved me the same way I loved her and pretty much told me that the only reason she was "friends" with me was because she needed the extra attention. F our L.