Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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Comments (146)
Alex_DeLarge 0
yo fault. Stephan Hawking has had 2 wives. You can't get one girlfriend?
myexsucks 0
#141, Warlock, you don't know every situation, and I think it's really unfair for you to say you don't feel bad for any girl who's never been laid since most guys will have sex wtih any girl. I was in a relationship with a guy for two years who wouldn't have sex with me....and I'm thin, shapely, and atractive. And it's not like I didn't "put myself out there"....I practically begged him and tried every trick possible and dealt with a lot of suffering because of it. Yeah, it was my fault for staying with him for so long, but I don't think it's fair for you to say you'd don't feel bad for girls who don't get laid. If you knew my situation, I don't think you'd say that. Even pretty girls sometimes don't get laid and wind up being 21 year old virgins after ending a two year relationship. OP: I'm 21, and I'm on boyfriend number three. If you read that first part of my post, boyfriend number two was a joke. I wouldn't be too worried about it. If I were you, I'd rather be single than the world's fattest man. :)
24788 7
He must really know how to talk to the ladies.
tkinfidel 0
wow, ya'll that have never ******, or had a gf. Need to go out to a club, or a bar, or when your friends ask you to come out to this cool party. DON'T DENY THE INVITE!
SohJinh 0
I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. I've been rejected by every single girl that I've ever liked. My brother is 17 and has had a girlfriend for several months now. I pretend that I get depressed because I hate my job... really it's because I'm afraid that I'll die alone, but I can't bring myself to tell anyone. =(
germanhomie3123 0
ahahaha loser!
ertw 0
lol dude dont worry about it... some chicks digg fat dudes... fetishes, you know
nocturnal_crazy 1
The world's fattest man is married.
ilovejellybean 0
lol, I watched that too, just to hear about their sex life. fMYlife, haha.
p_rod_4 0
That's really funny and FyL