Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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Comments (146)
comstat35 5
Right beside you. As far as I'm concerned the day I get a girlfriend will be the day that my mother becomes president of the USA.
ccab9308 1
How many girls have you asked???
mleeb 0
Maybe the fat guy has something to offer a woman, even though he can't move.
MinorOED 0
It's okay, you will find someone, and just watch, they'll be truly fantastic, and of course crazy about you. :)
alwaysme_fml 0
neone can find a date or be in a relationship.... its easy... im sure if you had no morals or self respect you could be with ten million girls tonight, you are probally looking for a real loving relationship which yah is hella hard to find. dont sweat it.
awkwardpeterman 0
Dude, don't even worry. I'm a 20-year-old virgin who has the worst luck with the opposite sex. So, the world's fattest man can just suck it!! Well, not really because that's mean and I'm not trying to be an ass. but it is quite unfair!
AliSama 17
so? i hope she really likes him and is not his gf to get camera time. If she is just there for camera time, its; fhl not fyl. Don't be bent up on getting a gf.
tubbytot 0
maybe you're just not a very nice person? it has nothing to do with people's weight or whatever...
rainbox_fml 0
haha that is indeed a funny observation. and I just wanted to say that the movie "the 40 year old virgin" will make you feel better if you're one of those people who said they've never had a bf/gf. plus it's just hilarious.
Karbear 0
He just got married... :-( Sorry...