Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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ridiculous_gnome 0
Have you tryed stopping this needy whining crap? may help your social skills
sillypun 0
Warlock.. brother I feel your pain. You've just got to learn how to turn the corner from talking/possible friend to flirting/possible sex partner. I bet two weeks with me and I could get you a least making out with girls and getting phone numbers. There are a few very simple behaviors that simply need to *click*. It really is worth it. Flirt without being needy, touch without being creepy, then take a shot a the kiss. Worst thing that can happen is a rejection. Best thing that can happen is a little hanky panky.
gregthestrange 3
lol me too man, me too. life sucks, but hey, it could be worse
ridiculous_gnome 0
well, to the above post, my imagination says one crane, a lot of butter and god like willpower.
Woop_Woop 0
best post ever
sillypun 0
if that dude had willpower he wouldn't be fat... looks like she is doing allllll the work. must be good horsecock
beccapatterson 0
lol @ arranged marriages.
ridiculous_gnome 0
yeah but... the (probably imaginary) horsecock would have to fight its way thru all that flesh+fat+skin mess all around it... i think that guy has his thingy outside-in... like a vagino... or something...
ramachel 0
well umm she probably is going out with him for money and don't get down..i've never had a boyfriend or a kiss...i know how you feel...my friends and sister (who is younger than me) have boyfriends/girlfriends and i always have to watch them...it's pathetic actually so don't feel bad, if my day will come, then yours will too:)
zachattack 0
I can't relate, I'm 14 and I've had 2 girlfriends xD.
lexie719 4
69, your name is also zachattack and you used a 'xD' face. Your age shows.
pannap 0
there is nothing wrong with that! i've dated several guys starting since high school. and really, it wasn't worth it. i wish i waited till i was older to start dating. when you're young, you don't know what you want, you just make mistakes. now, as you've gotten older you can appreciate someone for who they really are. don't worry about finding a girlfriend soon. focus on yourself and your friends and when she comes along, you both will know. and it will be worth it :)