Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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ggsh 0
hahahahah his name is Manuel, lives in Mexico and his gfs name is Claudia. the thing is u "gringos" have no charm at all! unlike latinos who are AWESOMEEE at hookin up!
ccbooya18 0
and I thought being 13 without a gf was bad enough. I'm sorry I feel your pain
DGross 8
Agreed, love happens like that... it seems like nothing is going your way then all of a sudden you meet that person in the most obvious of places do the most ordinary thing...
ilovechocochipz 0
me 2.... well actualy, i have, when i was two, but this isnt a really nig problem only 14... ok im almosy 14...
bittersweet1 0
its nothing you should rush in to. or go on MySpace I found the love of my life on there and we've been together over three years.
NotreallyFunny 0
so what is he's the worldest fatest man? does that mean he can't get a girlfriend?
My2864 1
haha i actually saw that docu :')
LeToaste 0
lmao.. I remember watching that.. but seriously FYL dude..the fattest man has a gf and you don't.. that sucks
abcnonamecba 0
haha suckers I'm 13 and have been French kissed
triple_q 0
get your ass out there be assertive and get your self a girl girls like guys who know what they want and have confidence if that doesnt work self help books are in every library and bookstore i can think of me and my girlfriend make fun of the people who buy them while we are on break we work and the same barns and noble