Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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Comments (146)
guitarheaven789 0
it's ok. its better than being dumped after your first date...twice
chelzy 0
I'm 16, and I have sex with my gf.
rockmysocks2989 0
dang, I got my first boyfriend in 6th grade, got to third base in 7th grade and a homerun in 8th. Anyone can get a girlfriend, but not everyone can keep one.
softy21 0
well im 14 and have gone alll the way bitchess !!!!:)
CRlovers123 0
doesnt matter the size of his stomach but sbout the size of his heart
mannysmom 0
I'm 33 n don't want a boyfriend anymore. its not all its cracked up to b! get a blow up doll! lol
stormchaser319 7
I know how you feel
Rockera360 0
hey i seen dat one too and he pretty fukn nasty looking but hey go ahead try getting fatter den him and once da girls see u got sum fame dey fina wana search under dat flubber for ur sack lol
xOashleymarie 0
Hang in there, you'll find someone one day who makes you happy & you'll be glad that you waited that long :)
hateevryone 15
im pretty sure she's using him for food