Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of photos I took were unusable because my face, particularly my chin, didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture. My chin did fit in the frame, my double chin however, did not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the passport office lady asked, “You really wanna use THAT photo? Passports are valid for 10 years you know.” I thought it was a great photo of myself. FML
Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML
Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warned me that a pattern of damaged passports would result in longer processing periods, she spilled her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML
Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML
Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
Today, I found out that my passport expired two days ago, two days before my first vacation abroad. I only found out when the airline employee scanned it at check-in, looked at me with sympathy, and said, "I don't think you're going anywhere today." My friends are currently posting beach photos while I'm filling out passport renewal forms. FML
Today, yet again I got delayed in airport security. One month ago, I thought it was a good idea to wear make-up when renewing my passport. It turns out I look nothing like myself without makeup. Hello shattered confidence and 5 years of needing to wear makeup for every flight. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
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SKYblue_fml 1
It's under "health" not "intimacy"
Lisimal 7
What?
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Comments (127)
mmsshadow 0
that has nothing to do with intamacy retard
Lisimal 7
What?
rslov3r43v3r 0
she's got **** on her mind
mmsshadow 0
on mine it showed up under intimacy
shelbtron 0
1) lose weight 2) take a ****** step back or take your own GD passport photo. it's allowed.
MimiKnox 0
I'm not really sure whether to laugh or feel sorry for you....
Fop 6
This made my day :D
cuterthanuthink 0
ok...
plexico 4
You should have shrunk down a picture of a catcher's mitt and sent it in, fatty.
feari_princess 0
win! your coments always make me laugh plexico! why were you downvoted?!
SKYblue_fml 1
It's under "health" not "intimacy"
cefarix 5
ZING!
Egotistical 0
LOL. Where's ireplywithlyrics/plexico when you need them?
CraziOne 0
Plexico did comment on this just so you know. Look at comment number 5.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Here i am! "...His fingerprints are everywhere I just slowed down to stop and stare Opened my eyes and man I swear I saw God today ..." You wanna know why she saw God today? Because of the near death experience through a heart attack after last time she ate McDicks
blueem2 0
FAT ****
cuteguyoO 0
sounds fake
PaulieeBooMN 0
Then lose weight?