Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
protegemoi_fml 0
i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha
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spockezri 0
Warlock - maybe because you talk to so many girls, they all see you as friends?
Warlock_fml 0
Unfortunately, none of them see me as friends. They don't mind talking to me or anything, but they never ask me to hang out. And when I ask them to hang out, they always have some excuse. FML
luigi23_fml 0
no that first one is kinda a ***** and she still likes to touch me, she always has, and i think she was going to show off that she could get my pant. which is funny cause once i left my pants at the other girls house... nothing happened i just came over from 10pm to 4 (when her parents started making nioses)and one f her friends who has a crush on me was slepping on the couch the whole time while we were leying together. im waiting for her to get out of the shower now cause we talk every night for afew hours. shes calling....
luigi23_fml 0
ok she called but her kinda bores me before midnight and my mom bitches about the phone passed 10
luigi23_fml 0
she really comfuses me she tells she loves me when were falling asleep but afew days ago she said she stopped liking me andi still didnt but i think i stopped liking her when she said that cause she was having fun pissing me off, which i dont generally do.. her older sister has the most annoying voice!
OnTheRun 0
Thats sad man! get a gf!
satanicminnow1 1
18 no gf, kiss...
sweetbabyblue18 0
don't worry, im 17, never had a boyfriend never kissed a guy well my friend was kissed me on my neck but then i told him to back off since i didn't like him, but other than that i've never kissed a guy or been kissed and EVERY guy that i liked was either taken, or was one of my best friends and didn't want to loose me as a friend (N) you'll find someone :)
Jackthestripper 0
Feeling your pain bro. We'll get through this together.
dreamofme 0
Aww, I'll be your girlfriend.