Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Target goals
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Red flag
Today, the man I've liked for so long asked me out on a date. Three years ago I fell for him and he denied me unless I "lost 100lbs” Now I've lost about 85lbs (not because of him, but for myself) and he wants to give me the time of day. I still like him, but I feel like I have to watch my weight to keep him if I say “Yes.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
In the eye of the beholder
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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socalledbliss 0
As long as you're comfortable with the weight you're at, don't worry about what he says! :)
philitron128 0
He just likes to pretend hes the food;)
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philitron128 0
He just likes to pretend hes the food;)
borntoperform 14
At least one of you is happy(:
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Gam-Gam went out and recruited another sausage master.
Shy_Anne 10
Lol I'm sure he didn't mean it in an offensive way :) atleast I hope he didn't O_o
qazaq 1
If he thinks you ate chubby after 40 pounds then you were probably huge to begin with, good start though
YayFlameWarz 9
He's a plumper humper, so what? Big girls need love too.
Bourne_ 5
6- is perrrtty(:
FrostHeart 36
35, are you OP?
kevsnev 7
Sounds like he is complimenting you.
Malkria 1
This reminds me of an episode of Bones, Eaters and Feeders XD Sorry OP
socalledbliss 0
As long as you're comfortable with the weight you're at, don't worry about what he says! :)
m0tl3ycru3 0
Reminds me of that episode of family guy when peter tries to fatten louis.
TherealMort 0
Oh yeah! I just couldn't stand to look at Lois.
aj66602 0
Don't encourage fat asses to continue being fat please. Its not good for anyone.
Alymc13 0
59 is a ******* moron. Im sick of all these ******* ass holes who think a girl who fits onto a size 0 is a real woman. Being overweight isn't attractive, but how much u all wanna bet most of these girls criticizing have marlin Monroe on their wall. Guess what? She wore a size 14. ******* retards.
comedybreak 20
Guess what you dumbass. Marlin Monroe was born in the time where women stayed in the kitchen and were usually chubby. It's one thing to fit in a size 0 and be anorexic and another to be of normal/healthy weight. Since the medical field now knows the harm of being on the chubby side you should work on eating healthy. Not starve yourself but eat healthy. I dot care what you say but women shouldn't be 300 pounds and feel they are of perfect weight.
dumboears 8
Marilyn Monroe wasn't chubby, dumbass.
Dark__Angel66 24
Just because you're not a size zero, doesn't mean you're not healthy -.-
Hansemans 17
#2, being fine with your own weight does not mean it's healthy. Please don't ignore the doctor who can save your life by helping you gain a normal weight. Seeing OP already figured out her ideal weight, and has been working towards it, I think OP will safely ignore the 'if you feel okay, you are okay' remarks.
star111 6
Not a grammar nazi by far, but her name is Marilyn Monroe... And as long as someone isn't drastically overweight, if they're genuinely happy it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.
Jaxx66 21
God you guys are way to serious. Sometimes people are fat due to health issues, sometimes it's cause they grew up with no money- I don't care what anyone says, eating healthy is expensive as shit- and sometimes they are just to damn lazy to do something good for themselves. Don't look down on someone unless you are helping them up, you don't know their story.
stacianichole 2
Marilyn Monroe (supposedly) wore a size 14 BUT sizes now are not the same as they were back then. For example, odd sizes are meant for juniors, even for women - even sizes are made for the CURVES of a female that has reached full maturity. It's doubtful that the 14 she wore then is anywhere near a modern 14.
jessesgirl14 16
So, yes Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14 back in the day. But sizes today are not the same as back in the day... According to today's standards- she would have been in a size 6/8 being that she was 5'5" and 140lbs
socalledbliss 0
#78 I get what you're saying, but you can not assume that she's that big. She may not be, and the guys standards of 'chubby' may be a size 7-8, since nowadays everyone compares themselves and others to those size 0 through size 3 models. I'm not ignoring doctors by any means, I'm simply saying that she should not worry about what someone thinks of her weight. Yes, you should try to attain a healthy weight, but just because you're a little chubby or a little overweight doesn't mean a damn thing.
frokeyman92 9
Agreed!
hoSSome 5
I'm as poor as they come and I'm a guy who weighs 150 lbs. the only health issue is hand to mouth disease and McDonald's. Anyone can be a healthy weight. Its called exercise and everyone knows running is free. So stfu.
eeppiicc 8
Show him how good you are with eating meats.
shortstuff9519 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Little bit more to go
bananabuttercup 8
Dont be an ass.
nessaaahh 2
-_- really bro fyl.
leadman1989 16
Well you'll never catch him slipping diet pills into your shake. ;p
Strafeh 9
Win.
maurambie 9
You just love referring to past FMLs, don't you?
m0tl3ycru3 0
It's all a giant inside joke
SlickWillyTFCF 5
You got to your ideal weight and he enjoys who you are. Whats the problem?
flockz 20
well then it sounds like you have room to splurge. get eating.
Angel_Tigeress 5
I am so sorry for you :( I mean, its great he's comfortable with you just the way you are, but as a man, he should understand that that is just not something you ever say to a woman. Congrats on reaching your ideal weight, I envy you! Keep up the awesome work!! :)
haw008 14
Don't let that get you down, being happy with yourself is all that matters.
MyPupRox 2
What a jerk! I know how it feels to be insulted by someone who doesn't understand how hard you've worked to reach a goal. Stay strong :)
shalia_fml 1
I don't see how he could've understood if she didn't mention her weight loss or seeing her before and now to make a comparison lol. But be proud to have reached your goal! :D