Scarlett
Brazil
Today, I was getting a visit from a co-worker when my 6-year-old son came in to ask me where the ointment was. I said that it was in my room, so he went there and soon came back with a tube of KY jelly asking "is this it, mom?" I died. FML
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RichardPencil 32
It is an ointment, isn't it? We may debate the precise definition, but for a six-year-old, it's close enough. Was your cause of death vaginal dryness or rough anal?
species4872 20
Why? your co-worker probably has it as well. It's very popular.........so I'm told.
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species4872 20
Why? your co-worker probably has it as well. It's very popular.........so I'm told.
RichardPencil 32
It is an ointment, isn't it? We may debate the precise definition, but for a six-year-old, it's close enough. Was your cause of death vaginal dryness or rough anal?
maikeru1979 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You COULD HAVE DIED! OR YOU ALMOST DIED! If you had died. YOU COULDN'T HAVE POSTED THIS.I will give you the benefit of the doubt though as you are not an American and posting in what i am figuring is a second language the translation didn't go correctly. We see this a lot in the USA where people say the "literally died" when they mean figuratively or as i said about could have or almost...because of something. Destroying the English language one internet post at a time.
flamingarrow59 21
it was a joke calm down
iseebearbears 27
Oh shut up. The OP didn't even use the word literally.
RockPrincess26 16
I agree. Check out my comment about OP's mistakes.
Arashikage 18
I can tell already people don't invite you to parties
Lalala579121 28
Nah, OP did die. Clearly they posted this from the afterlife. Or am I the only one who sees OP's location as "The Aether"?
RpiesSPIES 27
Who stores jelly in their bedroom? Silly OP. I wouldn't be surprised if your coworker gave you strange looks. Please don't think I'm serious.
Lobby_Bee 18
There are other uses for KY Jelly, it's not JUST for personal lubrication. It works wonders on door hinges, ball bearings, and general metal to metal contact surfaces.
RockPrincess26 16
You have so many errors. It's CAME, not cam. IT, not I. And you're completely missing the word WITH.
HappyLilFishie 10
And missing closing quotation marks after the question mark.
Lalala579121 28
You started a sentence with the word "and". Pot, meet kettle.
RockPrincess26 16
I guess you've never read a real book. Authors ALWAYS have at least one sentence starting with "And." So suck on that.
species4872 20
You people are certainly on a roll.
Ellie Schwartz 1
Punctuation, such as a period, goes inside the quotation marks.
BARNEYSTINSON315 10
Look at the grammatical errors in this one. While I agree that this is a good FML, is seriously NOBODY moderating these things anymore?
pro_panda_ganda 10
The general rule is - if you're mortified about other people finding out what you're doing, perhaps you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.
jessicasoho 13
Kids are signs the parents have sex. KY shouldn't ensue embarrassment. A giant novelty imitation silicone horse **** dripping with AstroGlide might do the trick thou.