Katrina641
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet sensation
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
RachelVanLannen9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Jump on me, I beg you
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
wet dreams
Cartersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
hornyloser770
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
yup okay
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Top comments
rldostie 19
Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That would be an awkward threesome.
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Comments (124)
eddles 0
get real, some ppl are catholic and wait til they get married
RichardRocks 3
Well, if this is totally his fault. then time for a new guy now if you want to spend the rest of your life with a bike.
Sekococo 0
Do you ride the bike with out the seat OP? shame on you i could see why your turn on. its not cheating on your boyfriend if you try. :)
killerj 0
excersize bikes are kinky
blademaster23 0
WTF dont start fuking yo self with it thats wat ur bf does god u must be ****** up in the head.
Compass 0
Your boyfriend also gets turned on by the bike but not as much as you? This isn't an FML unless you love him very much and want both of you to be equal.
abalgatti 0
like all that friction ehh? ;O
snapdragons 0
I know because snickerdoodles is perfect. She never makes mistakes, but she is so quick to point out typos that everyone else makes.
perdix 31
In the words of Wayne and Garth: Schwinn!
ItsGottaBeJello 0
try the dryer on spin cycle. but that might make your bike jealous