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Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Top comments
rldostie 19
Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That would be an awkward threesome.
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Comments (124)
sesp61289 0
wow that is pretty pathetic. if he's not that good in bed, coach him to what you like. if not, FYL
paramedix 0
F your bf's life, not yours.
Flamp1 0
I bet you don't have a boyfriend.
bihero 0
try me
peskoly 0
your weird
KurouTenshi 0
hahhahahah :) that's sad. I'm proud to say my boyfriend knows how to get me going ^^ (when he's around). maybe you should get a new boyfriend, or at least tell your current one that you're cheating on him with the bike...it's the least you can do.
Eddie_Paints 0
If you get off from a stationary bike, just think what my Motorcycle can do for you!
hayleyjames 0
that's kind of weird
Battledog5006 0
wtf
Shokz992 0
The the two guys above; some girls can have orgasms sitting in motorbikes from the vibrations of the engine, I think that's what he's getting at.
Shokz992 0
I just realised my typing on my iPod sucks :( Do ignore the errors :D
pitbullmom 0
Mmmmmmm.......gotta love a motorcycle ;)
AlcaSMT 0
Sounds like you ride your bike more often than you ride your boyfriend.
aDropOfSunshine 2
Communication is a great tool, use it. If that doesn't solve your problem then you need to re-evaluate how important sexual compatibility is for you in a relationship. Based on that evaluation you'll either settle for what you've got or find someone new....
lustful 0
maybe the seat is pointing upwards and ur riding it ..... and it vibrates a lil