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Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Top comments
rldostie 19
Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That would be an awkward threesome.
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Comments (124)
DrummingJenn 0
Ouch.
rennobeinna 0
you picked him..
georgiinaa 0
have sex with your excersise bike then if thats how you feel, see if that makes u feel better then ur boyfriend does ;D or do what my friend did, buy an exercise platform..its made to vibrate fat away, but you can use it for whatever im sure.
woozybuddha 0
maybe you shouldnt be gay? O.o
gingermaria10 0
lol!! I've found that exercising turns me on too. idk why. lol!
dle0105 0
F his life, not yours!
44ashley41 0
agreed with 119. and ha! its probably like the exercise bike off bruno!
princess51423 15
why not try doing it with him ON the exercise bike?
billywhyte 0
*****
anders09ma 7
You must be really desperate