Today, my sister showed me my arrogant, misogynistic, cheating ex’s Facebook. Since we broke up, he’s become an officer in the Marines and has traveled the world. I’m clinically depressed and in poverty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stalking my ex-husband’s Facebook. He looks so happy with his new, supermodel-perfect girlfriend who he left me for. She’s everything I’m not. I kinda regret giving birth to two kids and my body changing forever. He’d still be with me. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband raised the bar. He sold our former marital home and put the money into a college fund for MY nieces. Now he looks great to my family, he already has a new place to live (thanks to his rich parents), and I’m stuck living with a college friend. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
Today, my ex, who “didn’t believe in posting our relationship on social media”, has no problem posting his new girlfriend and showing her off. He acts like he won a very valuable prize with her, and I was left in the shadows for the whole year we dated. FML
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rainbowdonnareed 18
They have therapy online. He cheated what was your sisters motive? Maybe to get you to see you dogged a bullet and need to stop being miserable. Trust me I've been there 💯 glad my friends pulled me out of my funk
eellik 12
Sociel media always shows things better and more exciting than they really are.
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Comments (8)
rainbowdonnareed 18
They have therapy online. He cheated what was your sisters motive? Maybe to get you to see you dogged a bullet and need to stop being miserable. Trust me I've been there 💯 glad my friends pulled me out of my funk
RichardPencil 32
Arrogant, misogynistic, cheating bastards are doing pretty well these days. Hoo-hah!
mega_bite 8
He's history. don't look back, look forward. what he does isn't of any importance to your life now, so don't give him a seconds thought
theyellowgoose 3
1)get help. you deserve it. 2) you doing well or not is something you can change! 3) hes an ex. no need to bring him into your thoughts. leave him in the past where he belongs.
Chazzster 32
It sounds like you have a cruel sister. Leave ex’s in the past. If you want to escape poverty you can invest in learning a skill that will lead to decent paying jobs - Or you can suck up to whoever will support you. The first choice is the better one.
Darthbane2007 19
I never understood why people are obsessed with looking to see what their Ex does...
Kyle Loyd McKinney 4
Join the marines 🤷
eellik 12
Sociel media always shows things better and more exciting than they really are.