Katrina641
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet sensation
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
RachelVanLannen9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Jump on me, I beg you
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
wet dreams
Cartersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
hornyloser770
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
yup okay
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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rldostie 19
Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That would be an awkward threesome.
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Comments (124)
perdix 31
Let your BF smell the seat after you've had sex with it, oops, I mean, after a workout. He'll enjoy it and might even get the hint that he needs to step up his game. Maybe he'll let you ride him while he times your workout. You straddle him and he says: "Begin Workout -- You have 30 seconds remaining" "End Workout -- You have burned . . . 3 . . . Calories" "Begin Cooldown" "Now, get the **** offa me and make me a sammich!" Eh, the bike still wins!
purple91 8
I can understand this. Exercise and sex both release endorphins and in your case, it seems the exercise bike is better at eliciting them than your boyfriend.
screwballjtw 0
exercising: you're doing it wrong
Sungod 0
exercisebikephilia?
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Two YDI's. The first for taking 4 years to realize what should have been apparent in ten minutes. And the second for letting it get to this point.
stinkytruck 0
pedal hard baby....pedal hard!
snickerdoodlesmu 0
derp derp I can spell
underpaid011 0
you must have one hell of a seat on that thing! seriously, I got turned on when I bought my new road bike - but is a carbon frame ultra sexy road machine.
mrguy266 0
what the hell is on the bike? or is it just the bike? you got serious problems if a piece of plastic and metal turns you on more than your bf..
littlebiggs23 11
Really? Why? Because the bike makes her happy ALL the time and the boyfriend probably causes endless stress, as that's what men do.
MyStormyWeather 0
Hey, at least your bike will never get tired before you finish, and doesnt need to rest in between rides!