Today, I was diagnosed with a kidney infection; the symptoms include nausea and having to pee every five minutes. I had to walk six miles in the pouring rain to pick up the medication, peed in the woods twice, got honked at while throwing up on the road, and my boyfriend told me not to complain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Today, I have a UTI. After taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side-effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I have a severe infection. The last doctor I saw was in the ER and he gave me antibiotics ineffective against what I have, and sent me home. The doctor before that gave me a dose of antibiotics you’d give a toddler, so they didn’t work either. It has spread to my kidneys and I should’ve been admitted to hospital. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML
Today, I was told I have kidney stones, kidney infections, and a bladder infection and that I have to get admitted into the hospital. I let my boss know, and she replied, "But you're still coming in for your shift tonight, right?" FML
Today, I started antibiotics for a UTI. Now, along with a burning sensation whenever I pee, I also need to try not to fall asleep, put up with the headaches, nausea, and lightheadedness from the tablets, all while working two jobs and being a parent. Six days to go. FML
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tounces7 28
Find a boyfriend who will walk with you. And move out of California to one of the other 49 states that aren't dumb enough to ban ridesharing services.
jobekka 20
she should find someone who will walk the 6 miles when she is sick, so she can stay close to the toilet instead
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tounces7 28
Find a boyfriend who will walk with you. And move out of California to one of the other 49 states that aren't dumb enough to ban ridesharing services.
bloopaloop 27
Except across the boarder
kfchicken 31
these fmls are old they usually take months to be posted so you're very likely wrong about the ride sharing.
jobekka 20
she should find someone who will walk the 6 miles when she is sick, so she can stay close to the toilet instead
jcarter25 12
If your boyfriend won’t or can’t give you a ride to pick up your medicine so you don’t have to walk 6 miles in the rain while you’re sick, you don’t have a boyfriend.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Tell your boyfriend he can **** himself from now on, then dump him.
SpyroMello 29
I had a kidney infection when I was pregnant and had to be hospitalized. After I was released I had to take antibiotics until I gave birth. I had 2 months left in my pregnancy.